"This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."
~ Terry [Sir Terence David John] Pratchett, OBE, 1948- , British
novelist & satirist ("Discworld" series has sold over 85 million books)
"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have
learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first."
~ Ronald Reagan, 1911-2004, 40th American president
"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect
for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
~ Rita Rudner, 1955- , American comedian & author ("Naked Beneath my
Take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then say it
with the utmost levity.
~ George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950, Nobel Prize-winning Irish playwright
I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.
~ John Ernst Steinbeck III, 1902-1968, Nobel & Pulitzer Prize-winning
American author ("The Grapes of Wrath")
"They say you can't do it, but sometimes that doesn't always work."
~ Charles Dillon "Casey" Stengel, 1890-1975, American
Baseball-Hall-of-Fame outfielder & manager ["The Old Perfessor"]