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“I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's
not. Mine had me trained in two days.”
~ Bill Dana [William Szathmary], 1924- , American actor & comedian (José
Jiménez)
"In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be
semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of
becoming partly a dog."
~ Edward Hoagland, 1932- , American nature & travel writer & essayist
("Hoagland on Nature")
"A clean house indicates that there is a broken computer in it."
~ Author unknown
"Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be
happy."
~ Guillaume Apollinaire, 1880-1918, French poet & art critic, coined the
word "surrealism"
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day
always just exactly fits the newspaper."
~ Jerry Seinfeld, 1954- , American comedian, actor & writer
"One always has the air of someone who is lying when one speaks to a
policeman."
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